Crotch Laser Beams RULE:
Thursday, January 31, 2008
Yacht Rock Episode 11
Any video where someone air humps a laser beam out of their crotch gets my nod of approval. "Oink, Chop, Sizzle Crunch" indeed:
Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Master of the Obvious: Maryland Scientists
The Baltimore Sun really digs deep in their story telling. Those must be some smart-ass scientists to figure that out: Maryland's commercial crab harvest has fallen significantly in recent years because, scientists say, there are fewer crabs to catch.
probably NOT why there are "fewer crabs to catch":
THIS is probably more likely the reason:
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
Monday, January 28, 2008
Divine Threat Alerts
Do you hear that sound way off in the distance? That's Mike Huckabee having an orgasm. (LARGE version)
Sunday, January 27, 2008
Funny Ebay Feedback
Funny list of buyer feedback from ebay auctions:
NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.
POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!
NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.
NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.
Thursday, January 24, 2008
Slap Happy
This sounds like that one time when i was 8 and accidentally walked into my mom and dad's room one night. They must have been practicing clapping.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Monday, January 21, 2008
Saturday, January 19, 2008
Sick Words
Krukolibidinous (KROO-koh-li-BID-i-nus) - Crotch-watching; having one's gaze fixated on the crotch.
Medical or scientific terms for things like:
Cacocallia (KAK-uh-KAL-shee-uh) - The paradoxical state of being ugly but at the same time sexually desireable.
Anorchous (an-ORK-us) - Devoid or deprived of testicles; in colloquial lingo, "has no balls."
Dysania (dis-AY-nee-uh) - The state of having a rough time waking up and dragging yourself out of bed in the morning.
Noeclexis (NOH-i-KLEK-sis) - The practice of selecting a partner based on intellegence and character without regard for physical attractiveness.
Read the rest here
Knicker Picker
Best Interactive Website Ever. Choose a model, pick what lingerie you want her to wear, tell her to turn around... come a little closer... nope I don;t like that one.. try on the other one. Trying taking your girlfriend to victoria's secret and see if it works out as well.
CLICK HERE
Friday, January 18, 2008
Thursday, January 17, 2008
More Crazy Tom Cruise Videos
here they are in it's entirety. Am I the only one who finds it funny that David Miscavige(the guy in the first clip), Scientology's head honcho has a lisp? Seriously..does he run around yelling "THHHHIANTOLOGY ROOOLTTHHHHHH"... that's too much:
seems the last 2 have already been taken down.
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Tom Cruise: Must Watch
We know everyone doesn't need any more proof of just how crazy Tom Cruise is...but then again we don't for Britney Spears but people keep watching it...talk about watching a train wreck. Ain't this fun?
More berkowski..
I can't get enough of this girl, is this for real? The music is amazing.
What is she doing in the bathtub with this one.
"Roast Beef is on the table....."
here is her mission statement.
Monday, January 14, 2008
Superstar: Amanda Berkowski aka Jackie Diamond!
Bye Bye Britney Spears and Xtina, looks like you are about to be the Debbie Gibsons of today. Here comes Amandda Berkowski..... er.. I mean Jackie Diamond...
Her profile
Youparklikeanasshole.com
See someone that has parked like an asshole. Now with this website you can print out a notice and put it on their windshield. The best part is the gallery where you can frustratingly search through images of people who have parked like assholes.
VISIT WEBSITE
Tennis Boobs
Had it happened at Wimbledon, the sight of Tamira Paszek lunging around in a flimsy vest and straining sports bra would have left many venerable members of the All-England Club choking on their strawberries.
I need to start watching tennis again..
FULLS TORY + OTHER PIC
Sunday, January 13, 2008
Friday, January 11, 2008
Monday, January 7, 2008
Sunday, January 6, 2008
Britney's Clenbuteroltini
Someone has finally posted the details about what happened to britney spears. Who knows if this has any truth at all, probably not. Most the time just say eh to all of this, but this is really really crazy and ...um...entertaining. What the fuck is wrong with her!? Actually i would probably act like this too if I pounded a bottle of oxycontin and various other drugs, including pepto bismal? Maybe she just had really bad acid reflux.
She took a "Purple Monster", a mix of Nyquil, vodka, and an energy drink.
A long-term friend of the star told us: "It looks like everything in her medicine cabinet went down her neck. It seems she was only saved from falling into a coma as the drugs in her system almost counteracted each other."
The cocktail included:
TWO bottles of Nyquil
TWENTY diet pills, including her favourite brand Clenbuterol.
EIGHTEEN herbal uppers specially ordered over the internet.
EIGHTEEN Piriton antihistamine tablets
TWELVE Vicodin painkillers
TEN sleeping pills
UP TO eight antacid reflux tabs
ONE bottle of stomach upset mixture Pepto Bismol
TEN Zantac tablets, an anti-hangover and indigestion drug.
SIX Ritalin, for her attention deficit disorder issues.
TWO empty bottles of painkiller Oxycontin, known as hillbilly heroin, were also found at her home.
Wow!
Some highlights:
Just a little sibling jealousy
Our source said: "Jamie's new-found publicity enraged jealous Britney. And after calling Kevin that night she rang Jamie and told her, ‘You're not going to be the only f***ing Spears on the front cover of a magazine next week!' and then hung up." Meanwhile Britney lost it when Kevin's lawyer Mark Kaplan showed up at the house and tried to talk her round.
Cannibalism?
"Then she sank her teeth into the guard's leg.
This is just depressing...
A source told us Britney's behaviour had recently become increasingly bizarre. The insider said: "About three weeks ago she started bashing her head against the wall when she's frustrated or annoyed about something.I feel a little dirty posting this, how do those paparrazi do this every day for a living?
"That's a form of self-harm. One of her team saw her doing it but never thought to intervene. She just thought it was Britney having one of her moments.
"Even when little Sean started copying her nobody did anything about it."
Friday, January 4, 2008
Semi Pro Trailer
I don;t care if he plays the same character in every movie, I'm still not sick of watching Will Ferrel.
Thursday, January 3, 2008
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
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