Funny Ebay Feedback

Funny list of buyer feedback from ebay auctions:

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.