Britney's Clenbuteroltini

Someone has finally posted the details about what happened to britney spears. Who knows if this has any truth at all, probably not. Most the time just say eh to all of this, but this is really really crazy and ...um...entertaining. What the fuck is wrong with her!? Actually i would probably act like this too if I pounded a bottle of oxycontin and various other drugs, including pepto bismal? Maybe she just had really bad acid reflux.

She took a "Purple Monster", a mix of Nyquil, vodka, and an energy drink.

A long-term friend of the star told us: "It looks like everything in her medicine cabinet went down her neck. It seems she was only saved from falling into a coma as the drugs in her system almost counteracted each other."

The cocktail included:

TWO bottles of Nyquil
TWENTY diet pills, including her favourite brand Clenbuterol.
EIGHTEEN herbal uppers specially ordered over the internet.
EIGHTEEN Piriton antihistamine tablets
TWELVE Vicodin painkillers
TEN sleeping pills
UP TO eight antacid reflux tabs
ONE bottle of stomach upset mixture Pepto Bismol
TEN Zantac tablets, an anti-hangover and indigestion drug.
SIX Ritalin, for her attention deficit disorder issues.
TWO empty bottles of painkiller Oxycontin, known as hillbilly heroin, were also found at her home.

Wow!

Some highlights:

Just a little sibling jealousy

Our source said: "Jamie's new-found publicity enraged jealous Britney. And after calling Kevin that night she rang Jamie and told her, ‘You're not going to be the only f***ing Spears on the front cover of a magazine next week!' and then hung up." Meanwhile Britney lost it when Kevin's lawyer Mark Kaplan showed up at the house and tried to talk her round.

Cannibalism?

"Then she sank her teeth into the guard's leg.

This is just depressing...

A source told us Britney's behaviour had recently become increasingly bizarre. The insider said: "About three weeks ago she started bashing her head against the wall when she's frustrated or annoyed about something.

"That's a form of self-harm. One of her team saw her doing it but never thought to intervene. She just thought it was Britney having one of her moments.

"Even when little Sean started copying her nobody did anything about it."

I feel a little dirty posting this, how do those paparrazi do this every day for a living?