Hit Whore

"Rock is Hard"

2008-05-09T12:59:00.001-04:00

Great MTV Europe commercial. Why can't we have commercials like this over here? Oh..right...it could possibly destroy our freedom or something. my bad.

Watch it here (worth the click)

Kitty Wigs

2008-04-30T10:44:00.002-04:00

WTF?

Backless Thong: "No WEGGIES!"

2008-03-27T17:39:00.002-04:00

Top 10 Most Disturbing Cartoon Moments

2008-03-27T10:44:00.002-04:00

Topless Robot has the top 10 most disturbing childhood cartoon moments. It involves naked Thundercats, melting G.I. Joe Families, and a Smurfy death song.

"Squirt"

2008-03-25T10:54:00.001-04:00

The Real Homer

2008-03-21T10:13:00.001-04:00

Best animated GIF....ever.

2008-03-16T08:56:00.002-04:00

Jean Claude...

2008-03-14T14:56:00.000-04:00

...in what looks to be his first goo movie:

Improv Everywhere Strikes Again: Shopping Mall Musical

2008-03-10T12:51:00.000-04:00

Are You A Perfect Man?

2008-03-07T14:03:00.001-05:00

New Family Guy

2008-03-06T12:11:00.002-05:00

The new Family Guy last week was ridiculous. My fav part:

"YAY! APPLE PIE!"

2008-03-04T15:38:00.001-05:00

R2D2 Winter Hat

2008-03-03T22:03:00.003-05:00

Genius (via Apt)

To the Crazy-bat-shit-lady who picked up the free fridge

2008-02-29T09:04:00.000-05:00

From Craigslist
Dear Crazy-As-Bat-Shit-Lady:

I am honored that you chose my ad for a mini fridge out of all the ads you could have chosen. It makes me feel good that my mini fridge will be supplying you with the ice cold beverages you've obviously become accustomed to.

Next time you answer one of my ads, please note the following:

1. I am not Home Depot. If you travel thirty minutes to pick up a bulky 40-pound object, please come prepared with the necessary items you'll need to secure it to your vehicle. Yes, I have rope. I have a lot of rope. I have many different colors and sizes of rope. No, you can not have my rope. The ad said I was giving away a fridge, not a fridge with rope. Nor was I offering a fridge with padding so that the pleather seats on your piece of crap 89 ford pinto with no hub caps car don't get marked up.

2. What part of ' must pick up' in the ad was confusing to you? Yes, I have a vehicle. No, I don't want to haul your fridge all the way to East BumbleFuck on the coldest day of the year. No, I'm really really sure I don't want to do that. No, really. I'm sure.

3. Please call me only once with ALL your questions. I left for the day, and had 5 messages on my answering machine, the last one was at 11:30 pm. Frankly lady, you were sounding a bit too crazy by the end of the day. It's a fridge. A small metal box that keeps shit cold. I don't have the fridge's family tree. For all I know the fridge's was conceived by a slutty young Maytag that graced some hillbilly's side porch. I don't know the exact age of the fridge. I bought it a few years ago, I used it for a couple of months, ok, I lied, I used it a whole year. The fact is, you're not buying a race horse, you're buying a used fridge.

4. No, I will not throw in a couple bucks of gas money to pick it up because your anal retentive eyes picked up the ittiest, bittiest hairline scratch with a microscope so it wasnt completly described. I'm not making judgements on you, but I'm pretty damn sure Donald Trump didn't send you across the state to pick up a used fridge for Trump Towers. Though I'd wager the whole concept of the mini-fridge bar is a familar one to you.

5. Yes, you can unplug a fridge without any harm to the fridge. Believe me, the fridge is fine. The manufacturers have figured out a way to extend the life of a fridge that has been unplugged. Yes, I'm absolutely sure of that. No, you did not have to leave 2 messages about your concerns with the fridge being unplugged, and frankly it was a little embarrassing having the same conversation with you in my driveway where my neighbors could hear.

6. No, I don't have the operating instructions. I can write them down for you though: Plug fridge in. Open door. Put crap inside. Take crap out when it's cold. Eat or drink crap.

7. I am not a fridge pimp. I don't have any more fridges at that price.No i dont have one in a diffrent color to match your other appliances, No, I don't know where you can get another fridge just like this one for your friend. Yes, I know it's in great condition, and I'm sure you'd like your other crazy-as-bat-shit-mini-fridge-finding-friends to have one just like it, but this is all I have. Here's a thought, there's this online classified ads website. Yeah, you may have heard of it, it's called CRAIGSLIST. I dunno, maybe, just maybe, in this great land of ours, there's another mini-fridge being advertised there.

8. Please remove my phone number from your address book. I think our relationship is over. Oh, and if you've added me to your AIM Buddy List, please delete me. Please. I beg you.

Yours truly,

the guy that gave you the fridge

Erotic Falconry

2008-02-29T09:01:00.002-05:00

Kind of confused about this site, kind of weird. Not sure if I am more turned on by the hot naked women or the falcon.

"Do You Have Herniated Colon?"

2008-02-27T15:50:00.000-05:00

"Odor and wetness cock fight"

I'm Fucking Ben Affleck

2008-02-25T09:50:00.001-05:00

Saw this on Kimmell last night, it's his response to "I'm Fucking Matt Damon".. hilarious.

Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle

2008-02-21T10:02:00.001-05:00

http://barackobamaisyournewbicycle.com/

Roller Coaster Tycoon Massacre

2008-02-21T09:44:00.000-05:00

Chopping my dick off made me famous

2008-02-20T16:46:00.003-05:00

Our 100th post comes courtesy of Human Giant

"There was a lot of buzz when i chopped my dick off...now, well I am just dealing with the whole no dick situation"

Have Sexy TXXXT!

2008-02-15T10:28:00.001-05:00

Turbo Cardio: Genius

2008-02-12T17:15:00.000-05:00

Vacationers Swim 2 inches from Angel Falls

2008-02-11T22:00:00.000-05:00

This shit is crazy, i don't care what you tell me

PIE FACE!

2008-02-11T12:44:00.000-05:00

"Ask your mom for some cream...pile it high..it's a scream! It's a game and it's new...get your face full of gooo!"

This is so hot!

2008-02-11T11:52:00.000-05:00

Letterman Meets a Cobra Snake: Hilarity Ensues

2008-02-08T13:10:00.000-05:00

I rarely watch Letterman, but when i see that either Jack Hannah or Richard Simmons are going to be on I try to watch it because it's almost always funny. Novelty? Yes...but still funny. Case in point: last night's segment, where Jack Hannah brings out a Cobra Snake had me spitting out my cereal.

To watch it, head here, then click on the Jack Hannah segment on the bottom right. Worth the extra clicks.

UPDATE: here's the youtube of it:

Guitar Hero without the nerdy plastic guitars.

2008-02-07T19:54:00.000-05:00

GuitarRising
by jakeparks

Fruit Sex

2008-02-07T12:09:00.001-05:00

Why can't america have commercials like this again?

Secret sex life of wombats,,,

2008-02-07T09:44:00.000-05:00

not so secret anymore.

Happy Chinese New Year: Best Sandwhich on the planet

2008-02-06T13:39:00.000-05:00

Oh. My. God.

Yes please.

I present to you...General Tso's Cheesesteak.

DJ Grocery...you are my new hero.

WAX: "TITTIES"

2008-02-06T09:38:00.000-05:00

Jesus being held hostage.

2008-02-06T08:01:00.000-05:00

A unintentionally funny drug bust

2008-02-05T08:48:00.000-05:00

15 T-Shirts You'd Hate to See on Your Daughter's Boyfriend

2008-02-04T21:33:00.000-05:00

Awesome...but don't tell my daughter I said so.

Uh yeah...remind me not to start a riot in Peru.

2008-02-04T15:49:00.000-05:00

the era of the storm troopers has arrived...

Feigning Interest on a Date

2008-02-04T10:23:00.000-05:00

Pretty funny. Brings back some bad memories, pretty much of every date I have ever had.

Feigning Interest on a Date - Watch more free videos

All the cool people are doing it...

2008-02-02T21:33:00.000-05:00

glumbert - Lemurs Get High

These are not photos...

2008-02-02T19:53:00.000-05:00

For all you Adobe Illustrator fanboys. (yes I know you exist)

I'm FUCKIN' Matt Damon

2008-02-01T10:56:00.001-05:00

Sarah Silverman is anyways:

Improv Everywhere: FREEZE!

2008-02-01T10:52:00.001-05:00

Yacht Rock Episode 11

2008-01-31T16:04:00.000-05:00

Crotch Laser Beams RULE:

Yacht Rock Episode 11

2008-01-31T16:02:00.000-05:00

Any video where someone air humps a laser beam out of their crotch gets my nod of approval. "Oink, Chop, Sizzle Crunch" indeed:

You Suck At Photoshop

2008-01-30T13:28:00.001-05:00

Genius. watch more here.

Master of the Obvious: Maryland Scientists

2008-01-30T11:13:00.000-05:00

The Baltimore Sun really digs deep in their story telling. Those must be some smart-ass scientists to figure that out:

Maryland's commercial crab harvest has fallen significantly in recent years because, scientists say, there are fewer crabs to catch.

probably NOT why there are "fewer crabs to catch":

THIS is probably more likely the reason:

Tagged in M otion - 3d Graffiti

2008-01-29T12:11:00.000-05:00

Clever, makeshift camera tripod

2008-01-29T10:28:00.001-05:00

$1 Image Stabilizer For Any Camera - Lose The Tripod - video powered by Metacafe

Holy Crap

2008-01-28T17:56:00.001-05:00

Divine Threat Alerts

2008-01-28T10:09:00.001-05:00

Do you hear that sound way off in the distance? That's Mike Huckabee having an orgasm. (LARGE version)

Funny Ebay Feedback

2008-01-27T10:28:00.001-05:00

Funny list of buyer feedback from ebay auctions:

NEGATIVE: Despite indication in listing, I could not fit item into any of my body cavities.

POSITIVE: I don't really remember what I ordered. But I've been sitting in the box it came in all day, and it's great!

NEGATIVE: Lederhosen not as pink as the picture led me to believe.

NEGATIVE: Though you did nothing wrong, I am giving you this negative feedback to teach you that the universe is arbitrary and unfair.

Slap Happy

2008-01-24T17:50:00.000-05:00

This sounds like that one time when i was 8 and accidentally walked into my mom and dad's room one night. They must have been practicing clapping.

"Whopper Freakout Ghetto Version"

2008-01-23T18:26:00.001-05:00

Kool AId goes on Killing Spree

2008-01-23T10:15:00.000-05:00

Kool Aid Killer - video powered by Metacafe

Tampires!

2008-01-21T14:45:00.000-05:00

thanks Videosift

Meat Hats: Ham Hats, Beef Berets and Sausage Caps

2008-01-21T11:55:00.001-05:00

See them all here

Star Wars / COming to America Video Mash-up

2008-01-21T10:14:00.000-05:00

http://view.break.com/436851 - Watch more free videos

New Amanda Berkowski!

2008-01-19T10:35:00.000-05:00

I'm really pushing for this girl to be the Pop Sensation...

Sick Words

2008-01-19T10:16:00.001-05:00

Krukolibidinous (KROO-koh-li-BID-i-nus) - Crotch-watching; having one's gaze fixated on the crotch.

Medical or scientific terms for things like:

Cacocallia (KAK-uh-KAL-shee-uh) - The paradoxical state of being ugly but at the same time sexually desireable.
Anorchous (an-ORK-us) - Devoid or deprived of testicles; in colloquial lingo, "has no balls."
Dysania (dis-AY-nee-uh) - The state of having a rough time waking up and dragging yourself out of bed in the morning.
Noeclexis (NOH-i-KLEK-sis) - The practice of selecting a partner based on intellegence and character without regard for physical attractiveness.

Read the rest here

Knicker Picker

2008-01-19T09:57:00.001-05:00

Best Interactive Website Ever. Choose a model, pick what lingerie you want her to wear, tell her to turn around... come a little closer... nope I don;t like that one.. try on the other one. Trying taking your girlfriend to victoria's secret and see if it works out as well.

CLICK HERE

WTFWJD

2008-01-18T13:37:00.000-05:00

Purchase

Amy at the club

2008-01-17T09:46:00.001-05:00

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

2008-01-16T22:09:00.001-05:00

You have to click here to watch it...but worth it.

Cinematic Titanic: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Part Deux

2008-01-15T20:55:00.002-05:00

MMM...mmm....goood.

Tom Cruise: Must Watch

2008-01-15T20:47:00.000-05:00

We know everyone doesn't need any more proof of just how crazy Tom Cruise is...but then again we don't for Britney Spears but people keep watching it...talk about watching a train wreck. Ain't this fun?

Macbook Air Guided Tour

2008-01-15T17:28:00.000-05:00

Wow, so basically it's a lite notebook.

More berkowski..

2008-01-15T09:56:00.000-05:00

I can't get enough of this girl, is this for real? The music is amazing.

What is she doing in the bathtub with this one.

"Roast Beef is on the table....."

here is her mission statement.

WAX does it again.

2008-01-15T09:10:00.000-05:00

Superstar: Amanda Berkowski aka Jackie Diamond!

2008-01-14T22:39:00.000-05:00

Bye Bye Britney Spears and Xtina, looks like you are about to be the Debbie Gibsons of today. Here comes Amandda Berkowski..... er.. I mean Jackie Diamond...

Her profile

Youparklikeanasshole.com

2008-01-14T13:29:00.000-05:00

See someone that has parked like an asshole. Now with this website you can print out a notice and put it on their windshield. The best part is the gallery where you can frustratingly search through images of people who have parked like assholes.

VISIT WEBSITE

Tennis Boobs

2008-01-14T13:26:00.000-05:00

Had it happened at Wimbledon, the sight of Tamira Paszek lunging around in a flimsy vest and straining sports bra would have left many venerable members of the All-England Club choking on their strawberries.

I need to start watching tennis again..

FULLS TORY + OTHER PIC

I.F.H. Mondays

2008-01-13T18:29:00.000-05:00

Michael Cera and Zach Galifanakis "Between Two Ferns"

2008-01-11T10:21:00.001-05:00

Meat...inside of you

2008-01-07T14:56:00.000-05:00

t-shirt of the day:

Britney's Clenbuteroltini

2008-01-06T23:11:00.000-05:00

Someone has finally posted the details about what happened to britney spears. Who knows if this has any truth at all, probably not. Most the time just say eh to all of this, but this is really really crazy and ...um...entertaining. What the fuck is wrong with her!? Actually i would probably act like this too if I pounded a bottle of oxycontin and various other drugs, including pepto bismal? Maybe she just had really bad acid reflux.

She took a "Purple Monster", a mix of Nyquil, vodka, and an energy drink.

A long-term friend of the star told us: "It looks like everything in her medicine cabinet went down her neck. It seems she was only saved from falling into a coma as the drugs in her system almost counteracted each other."

The cocktail included:

TWO bottles of Nyquil
TWENTY diet pills, including her favourite brand Clenbuterol.
EIGHTEEN herbal uppers specially ordered over the internet.
EIGHTEEN Piriton antihistamine tablets
TWELVE Vicodin painkillers
TEN sleeping pills
UP TO eight antacid reflux tabs
ONE bottle of stomach upset mixture Pepto Bismol
TEN Zantac tablets, an anti-hangover and indigestion drug.
SIX Ritalin, for her attention deficit disorder issues.
TWO empty bottles of painkiller Oxycontin, known as hillbilly heroin, were also found at her home.

Wow!

Some highlights:

Just a little sibling jealousy

Our source said: "Jamie's new-found publicity enraged jealous Britney. And after calling Kevin that night she rang Jamie and told her, ‘You're not going to be the only f***ing Spears on the front cover of a magazine next week!' and then hung up." Meanwhile Britney lost it when Kevin's lawyer Mark Kaplan showed up at the house and tried to talk her round.

Cannibalism?

"Then she sank her teeth into the guard's leg.

This is just depressing...

A source told us Britney's behaviour had recently become increasingly bizarre. The insider said: "About three weeks ago she started bashing her head against the wall when she's frustrated or annoyed about something.

"That's a form of self-harm. One of her team saw her doing it but never thought to intervene. She just thought it was Britney having one of her moments.

"Even when little Sean started copying her nobody did anything about it."

I feel a little dirty posting this, how do those paparrazi do this every day for a living?

Mickey Mouse: "Say CHEEEESE!"

2008-01-04T14:56:00.000-05:00

Semi Pro Trailer

2008-01-04T10:11:00.000-05:00

I don;t care if he plays the same character in every movie, I'm still not sick of watching Will Ferrel.

Mouth Eye Pictures

2008-01-04T09:40:00.001-05:00

SEE THEM ALL HERE

Tiddy Bear!

2008-01-03T13:52:00.001-05:00

"We'll F!^!$! your wife!"

2008-01-02T13:34:00.000-05:00

An oldie, but goodie:

Extraordinary Breastfeeding

2008-01-02T09:58:00.000-05:00

Big Wax goes acapela.

2008-01-02T07:48:00.000-05:00

It's your boy Big Wax.

Girls Gone Weed

2007-12-28T08:45:00.000-05:00

Wow. I am in love.

Cure Your Holiday Sufferins

2007-12-27T13:22:00.000-05:00

Click here to visit the Doc.

Kids farting on dogs...

2007-12-23T12:05:00.000-05:00

Hilarious! These kids just make videos of them farting on dogs.

Amazing Football Ending

2007-12-20T17:11:00.000-05:00

This announcer needs a sedative:

Mackable = Web 2.0 Hot or Not

2007-12-20T14:41:00.000-05:00

As much as this makes me feel like a perv for going through these pics, it is pretty addicting. Im sure most of the girls on here are A. from Jersey and B) Under 18. There is no nudity, but a lot of cleavage.

The Hamster Dance!

2007-12-20T09:50:00.000-05:00

"Mr. Hamster Dance loves animals, and he loves to party. He has a magic fanny-pouch that he wears constantly and can never take off no matter how hard he tries (thank god!). When he reaches into his bum-bag, he can pull out absolutely anything he imagines. When he removes his clothes, magic happens."

Everybody (i know) hates raymond

2007-12-19T16:48:00.001-05:00

Seriously. Why did this show get so popular? Not one person i know likes it. Who the hell thought this show was funny to begin with? This is everything that is wrong with comedy...and it's taking up my valuable re-run slots on TBS. UGH.

Bored with the NFL? Try Kitten Hurling

2007-12-18T13:49:00.000-05:00

An ancient and dangerous sport from which modern day curling is derived, the Kitten Hurling Battle originated in the steamy jungles of what is now Quebec as a mating ritual of the Aztecs. Men would attempt to establish dominance over each other to impress females by measure of how vicious a kittening he could receive.
The object of the sport is to force one's opponent into submission using nothing but kittens. Today, the sport is enjoyed by both sexes and has risen dramatically in popularity, narrowly beating out Gerbil Tennis as the national pastime of both France and Poland.

More Details HERE.

Batman: Dark Night Trailer

2007-12-18T12:39:00.000-05:00

The Joker could possibly be the best comic book bad guy ever. Regardless of who is playing him.

Watch the trailer for Dark Night here.

Got Milk? Always.

2007-12-18T08:37:00.000-05:00

Cow Drinking OWN Milk From OWN Teats !!! - For more amazing video clips, click here

Argyl Belt

2007-12-14T12:44:00.000-05:00

This belt is pretty expensive for a belt ($100), but it's still pretty sweet.

New Dark Knight trailer (batman)

2007-12-14T11:50:00.000-05:00

Shitty quality, but still looks cool.

Speak to your kids about cooties... PSA

2007-12-14T10:51:00.000-05:00

Drunk Monkeys

2007-12-14T10:45:00.000-05:00

Proof that it's not my fault...yeah genes.

"How heavy is that, huh?!"

2007-12-13T11:03:00.000-05:00

Whopper Freakout: Great Viral Ad

2007-12-13T10:47:00.000-05:00

"Look": The First Major US Film Made Entirely With Surveillance Footage

2007-12-12T11:38:00.000-05:00

I really hope there is no footage of me picking my nose and eating it.

Duelity

2007-12-11T21:35:00.000-05:00

This is just awesome.

Christmas Vacation in German

2007-12-11T17:50:00.000-05:00

For some reason hearing this scene in german, which i have seen a million times, somehow makes it funnier. Which i thought impossible.

Hit Whore

"Rock is Hard"

Kitty Wigs

Backless Thong: "No WEGGIES!"

Top 10 Most Disturbing Cartoon Moments

"Squirt"

The Real Homer

Best animated GIF....ever.

Jean Claude...

Improv Everywhere Strikes Again: Shopping Mall Musical

Are You A Perfect Man?

New Family Guy

"YAY! APPLE PIE!"

R2D2 Winter Hat

To the Crazy-bat-shit-lady who picked up the free fridge

Erotic Falconry

"Do You Have Herniated Colon?"

I'm Fucking Ben Affleck

Barack Obama is Your New Bicycle

Roller Coaster Tycoon Massacre

Chopping my dick off made me famous

Have Sexy TXXXT!

Turbo Cardio: Genius

Vacationers Swim 2 inches from Angel Falls

PIE FACE!

This is so hot!

Letterman Meets a Cobra Snake: Hilarity Ensues

Guitar Hero without the nerdy plastic guitars.

Fruit Sex

Secret sex life of wombats,,,

Happy Chinese New Year: Best Sandwhich on the planet

WAX: "TITTIES"

Jesus being held hostage.

A unintentionally funny drug bust

15 T-Shirts You'd Hate to See on Your Daughter's Boyfriend

Uh yeah...remind me not to start a riot in Peru.

Feigning Interest on a Date

All the cool people are doing it...

These are not photos...

I'm FUCKIN' Matt Damon

Improv Everywhere: FREEZE!

Yacht Rock Episode 11

Yacht Rock Episode 11

You Suck At Photoshop

Master of the Obvious: Maryland Scientists

Tagged in M otion - 3d Graffiti

Clever, makeshift camera tripod

Holy Crap

Divine Threat Alerts

Funny Ebay Feedback

Slap Happy

"Whopper Freakout Ghetto Version"

Kool AId goes on Killing Spree

Tampires!

Meat Hats: Ham Hats, Beef Berets and Sausage Caps

Star Wars / COming to America Video Mash-up

New Amanda Berkowski!

Sick Words

Knicker Picker

WTFWJD

More Crazy Tom Cruise Videos

Amy at the club

The Gift That Keeps on Giving

Cinematic Titanic: Mystery Science Theater 3000 Part Deux

Tom Cruise: Must Watch

Macbook Air Guided Tour

More berkowski..

WAX does it again.

Superstar: Amanda Berkowski aka Jackie Diamond!

Youparklikeanasshole.com

Tennis Boobs

I.F.H. Mondays

Michael Cera and Zach Galifanakis "Between Two Ferns"

Meat...inside of you

Britney's Clenbuteroltini

Mickey Mouse: "Say CHEEEESE!"

Semi Pro Trailer

Mouth Eye Pictures

Tiddy Bear!

"We'll F!*^*!$! your wife!"

"We'll F!^!$! your wife!"